danceintheskies:

blexinthecity:

danceintheskies:

strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink

tea

girl it’s milk

pure:

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

warmommy:

feministism:

Never have I ever reblogged something so fast and wholeheartedly BE A BITCH IF IT MEANS BEING SAFE, THEY AIN’T WORTH IT

chris-kaiju:

Most of the internet: Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out today!

Me *still playing Resident Evil 2*:

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

aslongasitsrealtoyou:

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altersociety:

danielkanhai:

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest